part__v_five

Excuse me? What?

You don't know?!

You haven't heard?! 

Oh my GOOOOOD!

It's BATTER BLASTER! 

It's all ORGANIC!!!!

Step 1: Heat up your skillet!

Step 2: Squirt your pancakes on said skillet!!

Step 3: COOK THEM!!!

Step 4: Eat those effing pancakes!!!!

Step 5: ABSOLUTELY NO CLEAN UP!!!!!

Commercial idea:

Kids wonder down in there pajamas rubbing their tired eyes. They've obviously just woken up, and are soooo hungry. They meander into the kitchen where mom is. 

cut to:

Mom in the kitchen, cute dress on, a red and white checkered apron on over that. She turns around and looks at her kids lovingly.

cut to:

Kids looking up at mom and saying, "Mom, we're hungry! Where's breakfast!!?"

cut to:

Mom getting a crazy and fun look in her eyes. "You want breakfast kids? I'll give it to you!" And from her hips pulls up to canisters of BATTER BLASTER! like six-shooters in an old cowboy western draw!

short cut to:

Kids getting so surprised, and slightly scared.

back to:

Mom pointing the BATTER BLASTERS at the kids and shooting a squirt out of each can toward the kids.

cut to:

The kids raising plates in the air and catching cooked pancakes on them. So excited they sit down and start devouring pancakes like fiends. 

back to:

Mom looking so happy and proud, blows the top of each canister and throws them over her shoulders like she doesn't even care!

Title screen "BATTER BLASTERS" smacks on the screen like it would smack your face if it could, and a MASSIVE explosion noise is heard.

on last cut to the three of them:

(yelling) AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO CLEAN UP! as they throw their dirty plates and skillets out the window.  

THE END